Ten Quick Rules for the Cat
world is your litter box.
2. Always put off until tomorrow anything that interferes with a nap.
3. Look before you lick.
4. Pride goeth before ... you've got to be kidding me!
5. You scratch my back.
6. Strike while the feet are bare.
7. When in doubt, wash.
8. Do unto others whatever you want to do.
9. If at first you don't succeed, act like you intended to fail.
10. The way to your owner's heart is through their ankles when they least expect it